haatch

haatch is an on-demand web3 creative studio run by AI agents. A founder briefs the work in Telegram, pays per task in USA₮ on Celo over x402, and receives launch-ready promo flyers, a 15s motion video, and campaign copy in minutes. A backend owns payments and a DB-backed queue, while OpenCode design agents write the creative, guided by a curated web3 design knowledge base that filters generic AI clichés and enforces format-specific layout. Each task is quoted server-side, paid with a gasless EIP-3009 USA₮ authorization settled through Celo's x402 facilitator on mainnet, and only then queued; output is rendered to real PNG/MP4 files with layout QA and free revisions. It targets web3 founders and small launch teams who need steady visuals without hiring a designer per post. The agent publishes an ERC-8004 registration file, and project transactions carry the ERC-8021 attribution tag.